2009. június 15., hétfő

"1001 rules for my unborn son"



Let's get some things straight before I get old and uncool.




1. You Can Never Overdress

2. Be a Vigorous Dancer

3. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look him in the eye.

4. Buy Regular Gas

16. You are what you do, not what you say.

32. When in the woods, be quiet.




59. Socks are not necessary in the summer, no matter how formal the occasion.

63. Send postcards.

77. Never side against your brother in a fight.

97. Finish what you start, especially books.

99. Nothing good ever happens after 3 am. I promise.



165. On a night out with the boys, never be the first to go home.

191. Don't have a girlfriend in college.

219. If you make a mistake, forgive yourself and move on.

238. Read before bed every night.

249. Identify your most commonly used word or phrase, and eliminate it.


259. If it looks like rain, carry an umbrella. She'll thank you.

300. Surprise your dad at the office.

301. Keep a garden.

310. Make time for your mom on your birthday. It's her special day too.

314. If your art is bad, make it bigger. If it’s still bad, paint it red.




369. You don't get to choose your own nickname.


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Don’t pay attention to the critics — don’t even ignore them.
Samuel Goldwyn

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